What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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