At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
