Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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