what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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