you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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