She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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