You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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