when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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