Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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