u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
