hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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