morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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