guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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