I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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