he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
