Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
