I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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