All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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