Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
FUCK WHALES
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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