You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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