My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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