my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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