I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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