What a fucking waste of an outfit
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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