Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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