How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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