My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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