Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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