Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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