Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
