hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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