Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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