Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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