Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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