I just cut my nipple shaving
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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