Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Randomize
