The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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