Walk of Shame. In a state park.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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