who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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