Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
