And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
