So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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