Girls should come with a carfax report
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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