Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its about making memories worth repressing
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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