I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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