would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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