I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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