Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
