So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
