dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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