Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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