i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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