You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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