I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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so much tequila, so little girl.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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