What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have fence marks all over my body
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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