HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
